in the denny’s parking lot

The dude on the ground to the right is my drunk-ass friend Chris, trapped under a few hundred pounds of Willie and his wheelchair. Chris, in the infinite wisdom of his extremely smashed state, decided to try and jump onto the back of Willie’s chair. He ended up tipping it over backwards, pinning his leg underneath. It took three of us (a waitress, another customer, and myself) to set Willie upright and free Chris.